“There are surgeons out there who I wouldn’t let operate on my pet gerbil” – anaesthetist
“I didn’t know you had a gerbil!” – student
“Not anymore, somebody operated on it” - anaesthetist, sadly
“It’s bizarre how much the patients value putting a face to the person who’s about to render them unconscious” – anaesthetist
“I don’t want to be cooking. Or cleaning. No, no, no, no, no” – student
“The good thing about the Australian medical system is that none of us trust each other” – GP
“You’ve gotta remember, nobody really cares!” – GP after we corrected him on statistics
“An idiot can ask more questions than a smart person can answer” – GP
“I didn’t know you had a gerbil!” – student
“Not anymore, somebody operated on it” - anaesthetist, sadly
“It’s bizarre how much the patients value putting a face to the person who’s about to render them unconscious” – anaesthetist
“I don’t want to be cooking. Or cleaning. No, no, no, no, no” – student
“The good thing about the Australian medical system is that none of us trust each other” – GP
“You’ve gotta remember, nobody really cares!” – GP after we corrected him on statistics
“An idiot can ask more questions than a smart person can answer” – GP
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