Me: "What year is it?"
Patient: "Now what do you mean by that? What year is it now, or what year is it in October?"
Me: "Um ... what year is it now?"
I give her a point for knowing the month.
Me: "And what year is it?"
Patient: "Not a year I should be living in"
Me: "Do you know what day of the week it is?"
Patient: "Well it should be Sunday. But it's not. It's Tuesday"
Me: "Very good"