"WHAT THE F-K IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED TO BE ADMITTED THIS HOSPITAL HAS GONE TO SH-T CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SICK AND I CAN'T BREATHE ARE YOU EVEN A DOCTOR GET ME A REAL DOCTOR!"
I nod, thoughtfully, and make a mental note ...
"Able to yell in full sentences with no demonstrable shortness of breath. Does not require admission"
|Not even puffed.|