“You have a small cancer on your skin” – Doctor
“Eh?! I don’t smoke, not since I was a girl!” – Elderly patient
“I think most doctors could be good patients if they just keep their mouths shut” – Clinical educator
Me, sneezing, “I beg your pardon”
Elderly patient, “Don’t beg – you’re old enough to steal”
“There was a big move 10 or so years ago to keep the cervix – it was fashionable” – Gynaecologist, on things only gynaecologists would know
“I don’t do prostates – I’m a gynaecologist” – Gynaecologist
“I used to think ‘oh big deal, the miracle of life’ ... but actually, it’s pretty badass” – male student
“I am a pink lady” – male student, reading a sticker attached to his foot
“Just lick it a little bit” – girl to male medical student (talking about lip balm, I believe)
“I wouldn’t mind a zombie apocalypse” – male student
“I’m ready to be blown!” – female student
“Yeah, it’s pretty easy to piss off a midwife. You point your vagina the wrong way, and you’ll get a good talking-to” – Psychiatry consultant
“Are you really sure you wanted to kill yourself or did you just want a sandwich?” – Psychiatry consultant
“REAL maple syrup?! Did Centrelink come in today?” – friend looking at my groceries
"They performed an autopsy on my leg" - elderly patient after a skin biopsy
“Eh?! I don’t smoke, not since I was a girl!” – Elderly patient
“I think most doctors could be good patients if they just keep their mouths shut” – Clinical educator
Me, sneezing, “I beg your pardon”
Elderly patient, “Don’t beg – you’re old enough to steal”
“There was a big move 10 or so years ago to keep the cervix – it was fashionable” – Gynaecologist, on things only gynaecologists would know
“I don’t do prostates – I’m a gynaecologist” – Gynaecologist
“I used to think ‘oh big deal, the miracle of life’ ... but actually, it’s pretty badass” – male student
“I am a pink lady” – male student, reading a sticker attached to his foot
“Just lick it a little bit” – girl to male medical student (talking about lip balm, I believe)
“I wouldn’t mind a zombie apocalypse” – male student
“I’m ready to be blown!” – female student
“Yeah, it’s pretty easy to piss off a midwife. You point your vagina the wrong way, and you’ll get a good talking-to” – Psychiatry consultant
“Are you really sure you wanted to kill yourself or did you just want a sandwich?” – Psychiatry consultant
“REAL maple syrup?! Did Centrelink come in today?” – friend looking at my groceries
"They performed an autopsy on my leg" - elderly patient after a skin biopsy
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