Orientation to Time

Me: "What year is it?"

Patient: "Now what do you mean by that? What year is it now, or what year is it in October?"

Me: "Um ... what year is it now?"

Patient: "September"

I give her a point for knowing the month.

Me: "And what year is it?"

Patient: "Not a year I should be living in"

Me: "Do you know what day of the week it is?"

Patient: "Well it should be Sunday. But it's not. It's Tuesday"

Me: "Very good"